glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
