just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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