My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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