i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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