Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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