I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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