It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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