I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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