I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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