Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
