I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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