just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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