Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So much rum. So many feels.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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