Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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