I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
