dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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