Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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