He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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