Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
