i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
