i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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