I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
this hospital has no fireball
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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