You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i jhust puked up my retainher.
look no pants
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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