It's like God shit irony all over that family
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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