I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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