FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
