I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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