im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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