Kiss
Puke
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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