Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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