Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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