No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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