Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
dude. I can hear the air.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
