so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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