you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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