I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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