The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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