...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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