we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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