Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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