I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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