ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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