They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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