Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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