his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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