THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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