all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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