Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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