Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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