Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize