He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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