I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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