That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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