Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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