He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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